Aloha, friends! It’s been two days since Mom, Dad and I
got back from our weeklong vacation to Hawaii with Mom’s family.
We rented a house in the quiet Kauai village of Poipu,
which proved to be the perfect location. We had quick walking access to the
beach at the Grand Hyatt resort, and we were also within a short drive of
several other great beaches. This gave the whole family plenty of opportunities
to snorkel, paddle board, swim in the ocean, play on the beach, or just relax by the pool.
On our way to the beach!
To give you a general description of how our vacation
went, I figured I’d offer up a few random thoughts from the week in Hawaii,
along with a handful of photos. So here goes…
▲ I’m sure you’ve heard the expression “Island Time.” It
was coined to describe the care-free attitude of a Hawaiian vacation, where you
do things at your own pace, when you want to do them, without any consideration
of the actual time. And for me, it seems that Island Time meant waking up at
5:30 a.m. every morning, happy and ready to face the day. Needless to say, Mom
and Dad weren’t necessarily fans of my definition, and they took turns getting
up with me each morning.
▲ I’ve always known my grandparents (Ya-Ya and Grumps)
were great, but they definitely outdid themselves on this trip. Virtually every
afternoon, once I went down for my nap, they sent my parents out of the house so
Mom and Dad could have some time to themselves. Several other times, they also
kicked them out in the evening so Mom and Dad could remember what
it’s like to eat dinner without a shrieking toddler happily throwing
blueberries at them. As a result, Mom and Dad were able to have some fun
lunches and dinners with my Auntie Amy and Uncle Ben. [Editor's note: Puka Dog and Paco's Tacos are both excellent.]
▲ There’s comedy, there’s high comedy, there’s
transcendent comedy, and then there’s a baby wearing a swimsuit that covers
everything except her hands and feet. You thought last
year’s swimsuit left a lot to the imagination? Check this out:
It’s a good thing that babies don’t understand the
concept of embarrassment, or else the laughs I got from other beachgoers would
be enough to keep me in therapy through my 18th birthday. (Speaking of which, I'm also fairly certain that Dad would love to keep me in similar swimsuits through my 18th birthday.) But on the
plus side, I didn’t get even a hint of a sunburn, and Mom and Dad loved the
fact that they only had to apply sunblock to my face, hands and feet. That’s a
good thing, because trying to apply sunblock to me is like trying to give a
massage to an octopus.
▲ Easter in Hawaii is similar to Easter on the
mainland – as long as you have a yard and some eggs, you’re going to have a
good time. Here’s me with my cousins Brooklyn and Jackson, showing off our
haul.
I'm pretty sure I tried to steal some of Brooklyn's eggs right after this photo was taken.
Easter also meant that Auntie Amy and Uncle Ben made
breakfast for everybody: banana and macadamia nut pancakes, including specially
shaped ones for my cousins and me. Here’s mine:
▲ Speaking of Brooklyn and Jackson, I have to give them
a ton of credit for putting up with my 17-month-old selfishness. These days, my
favorite word to say is “mine,” even when the object in question is not, in
fact, mine. They were always nice enough to humor me (thanks to some heroic
coaching by my Auntie Sarah and Uncle P.J.), but Mom and Dad tell me that my
comeuppance is coming quite soon. Still, I got along great with the two of them – especially Brooklyn, who shares my taste in Hawaiian attire.
As you can tell from my face, I'm quite concerned about the rising tensions in North Korea.
That concern disappears instantly as soon as I see a tiny waterfall.
▲ Turns out that a six-hour flight across the ocean with
a toddler is miserable. I did just fine on the flight over to Hawaii, but the
flight home was another story. Once again, Ya-Ya and Grumps came to the rescue,
calming me down so Mom and Dad (and the beleaguered passengers sitting near
them) could have a few moments of peace. Grandparents are also a lot of fun to bring along
to the beach.
"Look at that skinny guy out in the water!"
▲ Mom and Dad were nice enough to check my suitcase for
our flights so I wouldn’t have to carry it around. Good thing, too, since it
was three times my size. I still got to pretend I was a frequent flier when I
pulled Jackson’s carry-on bag around the terminal.
"Out of the way, I'm late for my flight!"
A few more photos from the week, just for good measure:
Touching down on Kauai after a short flight from Honolulu.
Dad hummed the theme song from "Jurassic Park" during the approach. Dad is a nerd.
"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone!"
In keeping with the "mine" theme of the vacation, I temporarily stole Brooklyn's hat.
In my defense, I do look quite good in it.
Behold! The one rare shot of me at the beach where I'm not completely covered in clothing.
This outfit lasted all of 5 minutes before Mom and Dad decided I'd had enough sun and put me in that stupid suit.
Stretching my pudgy little legs.
